Aama ra chora II

Friday, May 7, 2010

ekchoti chora le afno ama lai vancha
chora-Aama, maile bihe garepachi ma afno shrimati lai samundra ko bich ma gayera chikchu hai
Aama-huncha babu, talai j garna man lagcha tehi gar...
ek mahina pachi chora ko bihe huncha ani afno shrimati lai samundra bich ma lagera chikna thalcha
ekchin pachi euta shark ayera chora ko lado tokidincha...
ani ghar pharkepachi ama lai chora le vancha
chora-Aama, k ho tesko puti ma ta dat raicha ama,garda gardai mero lado nai tokidiyo..
Aama- ka hunu ra dat chora ,hudaina ta
chora-haina kya ama, tesko ma dat thiyo k,napatya hernus ta ghau vandai afno lado dekhaucha..
Aama lai last risutcha ani afno kholera dekhaucha ra vancha
Aama-khai dekhis ta yaha dat, ka cha dat??
chora-tapaiko ta budi vayera jharisakyo ni ta...

Hati ra Kamila

Hati nuhairaheko huncha.ani ekchin pachi kamila aipugcha ani vancha..
Kamila-hati,uthna ekchoti yar..
hati-nai, utdina ma ta, kina uthne..
kamila-plz kya hati uthna hou..ekchoti matra k
hya vandai hati uthcha ..ani pheri
kamila-la la aba bas bas..
hati-machikne kamila , k ho muji ghari uth vanchas, ghari bas vanchas, k garna khojeko huh???
kamile-lado hati, muji taile mero kattu lachas ki vanera ni......

chada suga

euta suga chahi last chada huncha..jo aye pani machikne, lado, chikne vanne garthyo...
ekhoti jogi aipugcha tes gharma..ani jogi dekhepachi suga le vancha..
suga-machikne jogi, muji mero ghar ma kina ayis, muji lado khana ako???
yo sunepachi jogi lai last risutcha ani jogi le tes suga ko malik lai vancha
jogi-hernus, tapaiko yo suga malai ek birsha ko lagi dinus, ma fararra ramayan, mahabharat vanna sakne banaidinchu..
ani jogi pheri ek birsha pachi aipugcha ani vancha malik lai...
jogi-launus, tapaiko suga, aba esle chada boldaina,napatya esko debre khutta tannus ta...
malik le suga ko debre khutta tancha ani suga le fararra ramayan vanna thalcha
jogi-pheri esko dahine khutta tannus ta,
malik le tesai garcha ra suga le pheri farrarra mahabharat vanna thalcha
malik lai last achamma lagcha ani sochcha debre khutta tanda ramayan vancha, dahine tanda mahabharat vancha vane dubai tanda k huncha hola?
ani malik le suga ko dubai khutta tanna khojda
suga-machikne murkha malik,duitai tanis vane ma laddina?????

Broken chasma

Thursday, April 29, 2010

euta kta dhilo skwl ma bhachekko chasma hatma lera pugcha.
sir -"oe ta kina dhilo??"
kta-"sir, girl friend lai kehi samaya dida dhilo vayo."
sir-"ani tyo chasma chahi kasari bachhyo ni?"
kta-"girl friend lai kiss garda sir"
sir-"k usle punch garyo timlai?"
kta-"haina sir, maile kiss garna khojda, usle khutta phatayo ta maile k garou?"

Daure ra jaldeutta

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Euta daure le rukh katirako bela afno bancharo khola ma khascha ...ani runa thalcha...ani tyo daure roko dekhera ekchin pachi jaldeutta aucha ani daure lai vancha-k vo balak, kina roko??tespachi tyo daure le vancha jaldeutta lai-hernus na mero bancharo nai pani ma khasyo...ani jaldeutta le narou balak, ma lyaidinchu timro bancharo vanera vancha...ekchin ma jaldeuta aucha ani chadi ko bancharo dekhaudai vancha-yo ho timro bancharo???haina vanepachi pheri soon ko bancharo dekhaudai daure lai jaldeutta le sodcha-ani yo ho ta???pheri haina vanepachi jaldeutta lai last risutcha aani risaudai, afno kattu kholera machikne yo ho ta vanera afno lado dekhaucha...ani daure le vancha-bid chahi estai thiyo....

Buda ra teen budi

euta budo afno teen budiharu sanga film herna hall ma jancha,ekchin pachi kanchi budi le chodcha ani buda le bhancha jethi lai"machikne, taile padis radi?," haina bhane pachi mahili budi lai sodcha, "oi tai ho padne?", tellee ni hoina bhane pachi kanchi lai sodcha" k priya, timile padeko ho?" tes pachi kanchi le bancha"ho maile nai padeko ho", tes pachi buda le jawaf dincha "tara malai ganayena ta"

Ama ra choro

Monday, April 26, 2010

ekchoti ama le pisab pherirako bela choro le ama ko dekhecha ani amalai sodhecha-ama, ama yo k ho????ani ama le choro lai vanecha-yo garage ho babu...ani pheri choro le vanecha- ani ama, ama mero chahi k ho ni????babu yo tero car yo vanera choro lai ama le vanecha....ani pheri choro le ama lai vanecha-ani ama mero yo car tapaiko garage ma halna milcha ta???....anta yo sunera ama lai last risutecha ani choro lai vanecha- ma chikne choro tero yo car mero garage ma halepachi tero bau ko truck chahi kaha rakhne ni???????

Gau Ma Naya Mal Ayecha

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Euta Bau chahi last Boka Thiyo re. jaslai chikepani tyo muji le thaha pauthyo re.yo kt tyo gauma basha cha, esto cha vanera sab vanthyo . ani ekdin bau le afno chora lai vanecha- la chora taile muji jaslai chike pani ma thaha paidinchu ani yo sunera chorolai achamma lagyo ani euta gauma gaecha.tyo din choro le tes gau ko char-pach jana lai chikera ayecha. ani vare ghar varkecha ani baulai vanecha-la bau aja maile kakaslai chikera aye vana ta vanera vanecha. ani tyo boko bau le muji taile eslai chikeko , yaha bascha banera sab vanecha hai. la choro lai ta last achamma lagyo ani sochecha aba voli chahi arko gau ma janchu ra char-panch jana lai chikera auchu.nabandai choro voli palta arko gauma gai chikera aecha. ghar napasdai tyo boko bau le ta aja yo gau ma gako this ra tyo kt ko nam yo ho, yaha bascha vanecha.aba choro lai last tension vayo ra risutera chikne boka lai chikera ayecha..ani ghar ma ayecha. choro lai dekhera bau le vanecha-oe budi mero coat nikalta gau ma naya mal ayecha.....
 
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